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Saturday 10 December 2016

Bob Rivers - 12 Pains Of Christmas

Saturday night again and music night on this blog. If there's one time of year I hate it's Christmas. When the kids were young it was great, now it's give to receive. We send cheques they send booze. Jan's flitting around putting up dust harbouring Xmas decorations and singing corny Xmas carols. I would not mind, but she has a voice like a kitchen waste disposal unit on the blink. When I was young Xmas lasted a couple of days, now it's a two week gut and booze bash, and people wonder why almost everyone has more blubber than Moby Dick. On the bright side, the excremental Strictly Come Dancing season on the box, that Jan insists on silence while viewing, will soon be over. This low carb malarkey is a doddle, compared with what I have to put with LOL. Eddie

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