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Friday 17 May 2013

FBI launch world wide manhunt for missing ETYM board member Borofergie.

Considered by many as one of the worlds staunchest lowcarbers, Borofergie has been missing from the Eat To Your Meter forum since the end of January. FBI veteran Frank J Bullet the third, is heading the case, and has not ruled out foul play. Dismissing rumours that fergie was banged up at Guantanamo Bay, he nevertheless looked a worried man at yesterdays press briefing. Bullet’s main lead of enquiry focuses on the belief fergie is in Patagonia at the Roger ‘Keto Warrior’ Jenkins MBE training camp for lowcarb cyber terrorism. The hunt continues.


Have you seen this man ?

The Sun

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard he self combusted after reading the drivel on ETYM. He had such high hopes of that place but it is a sinking ship.

Anonymous said...

Didn't he stop posting shortly after breaking his shoulder blade in Germany, which lest we forget is quite close to France where Phoenix operates from her Mountain Top Eerie?

Coincidence?

'You don't expect me to stop talking do you?' Borofergie had said 'No, Mr Fergie I expect you to die(t), low fat diet with plenty of starchy carbs.' Phoenix had replied, allegedly.

Dillinger

Lowcarb team member said...

Hi Al

What a way to go eh, forced fed carbs by a hatchet faced harridan, until your brains are turned to mush.

Eddie

Anonymous said...

He looks a right villain to me. Wasn’t he spotted in Hawaii, Florida, Paris, Germany, in fact just about everywhere other than at ETYM

Anonymous said...

I thought he had disappeared up his own backside.

Lowcarb team member said...

To anonymous @ 16.23

Borofergie has helped raise a huge amount of money for children's charities, and is an unpaid school governor. I just wonder what you may have done to help others?

All the best Jan

Anonymous said...

It is a shame Borofergie has disappeared from the scene, but feel sure he is doing a lot of good in a lot of areas, schools etc behind the scenes. Will Borofergie pop by and let us know?

Bob ( wishful thinking .....)